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    Do not stack your cups around this pet.


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    I laughed too hard at this.


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    I think that was a foul.

    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    One for the lawyers (which we have too many of):

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    One for the lawyers (which we have too many of):
    Do we really though? I'm used to sports boards being populated exclusively with lawyers and accountants (all day in front of a screen); this board seems more diverse.

    Of the top of my head, the only lawyers I can think of are LA, SeattleUTe, Scratch, me, MpFunk, and concerned. I'm sure I'm missing some, but we have a lot of people that have a more interesting life (DevilDog, Diehard, Justin, etc).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
    Do we really though? I'm used to sports boards being populated exclusively with lawyers and accountants (all day in front of a screen); this board seems more diverse.

    Of the top of my head, the only lawyers I can think of are LA, SeattleUTe, Scratch, me, MpFunk, and concerned. I'm sure I'm missing some, but we have a lot of people that have a more interesting life (DevilDog, Diehard, Justin, etc).

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    Quote Originally Posted by U-Ute View Post
    One for the lawyers (which we have too many of):]
    Et tu, U-Ute?

    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
    Do we really though? I'm used to sports boards being populated exclusively with lawyers and accountants (all day in front of a screen); this board seems more diverse.

    Of the top of my head, the only lawyers I can think of are LA, SeattleUTe, Scratch, me, MpFunk, and concerned. I'm sure I'm missing some, but we have a lot of people that have a more interesting life (DevilDog, Diehard, Justin, etc).
    I think we have more engineers than lawyers, but Rocker, U-Ute, Wally and others of their ilk don't want to talk about that. They need scapegoats, and lawyers are perfect for that. It's OK, though; we are used to persecution.

    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    Quote Originally Posted by LA Ute View Post
    I think we have more engineers than lawyers, but Rocker, U-Ute, Wally and others of their ilk don't want to talk about that. They need scapegoats, and lawyers are perfect for that. It's OK, though; we are used to persecution.
    I'm a lowly b-school grad with a masters in IS, so I don't measure up to the engineers, lawyers or doctors who frequent message boards. You can imagine my parent's disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LA Ute View Post
    Et tu, U-Ute?
    My grandfather and uncle were both 3rd District Court judges. My cousin works as a prosecutor in the county attorney's office. They love lawyer jokes.

    Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried in cement up to his neck?

    A: Not enough cement.

    Oddly enough, much to his chagrin, all of my grandfather's sons are engineers.

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    A man Photoshops his 6 year old's drawings to life.

    http://www.sadanduseless.com/2016/10/real-drawings/

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    Quote Originally Posted by U-Ute View Post
    My grandfather and uncle were both 3rd District Court judges. My cousin works as a prosecutor in the county attorney's office. They love lawyer jokes.

    Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried in cement up to his neck?

    A: Not enough cement.

    Oddly enough, much to his chagrin, all of my grandfather's sons are engineers.
    Q: How do you tell the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

    A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    Why grammar matters

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    Truth.

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    Weird Al nails it.

    "Moran" and quotation marks make an appearance.


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    "Player 3 has entered the game"


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    Quote Originally Posted by U-Ute View Post
    Weird Al nails it.
    Weird Al? Really? Ok, Jesus whatever dork.

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    I'm no big fan of Ted Cruz, but this made me like him a bit more:
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    I saw a door that said exit only. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and said "I have good news. You have severely underestimated that door over there. By like a hundred percent." Demetri Marti

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    I saw a door that said exit only. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and said "I have good news. You have severely underestimated that door over there. By like a hundred percent." Demetri Marti

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildog View Post
    weird al? Really? Ok, jesus whatever dork.
    how dare you sir! The man is an american icon of parody!

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    This has goat to make you happy.




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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisrenrut View Post
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    That was pretty clever of Mr. Cruz.

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    That was pretty clever of Mr. Cruz.
    Deadspin really dropped the ball there. That was some great trolling by Sen Cruz.

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    Wait for it....


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    For everyone's guidance.

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    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    This is hilarious.

    'Notorious’ potbelly pig named ‘Piggy Smalls’ apprehended by ‘joint task force’ in Oregon

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.5d4f2f0da8c0

    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    Best thing I've seen in awhile.




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    When you can't afford band mates, you have to make due.


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