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    The Happy Thread

    If you're on any kind of large social media platform, you've probably already seen this making the rounds today but it's so so good. Reminds me of my old boss who had two young kids and would frequently announce that although he was leaving the office early, he'd "be working from home the rest of the day." Sure you would be.

    https://youtu.be/Qo0STYcoyjM


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    This thread is awesome. Particularly helpful on Daylight Savings Monday - the mondayest of mondays.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c..._a_laugh_every

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    Quote Originally Posted by U-Ute View Post
    This thread is awesome. Particularly helpful on Daylight Savings Monday - the mondayest of mondays.

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    What did the proctologist say when he discovered a thermometer in his pocket? Some bum has my pen.


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    This is awesome.


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    Amazon gets it.

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    A walk down memory lane:


    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    Happy birthday, Seattle Ute!

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    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    This kid.


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    Ha! "Even the ComicCon people are like, 'These people are a little bit frightening...'"


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    I'm not sure this counts since he certainly isn't happy about it. I laughed harder than I should have.


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    Don't worry. Be happy....and healthy.


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    Motion sensor success....


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    This is just what I needed tonight.




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    I actually thought that was sped up at first. Dude is crazy fast


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    Just saw this and literally laughed out loud. Thanks.

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    There's so much going on in this video, I don't even know where to start.


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    Pretty much my reaction to bacon every time.


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    This was an all time classic tweet by Mr. Hannity today.




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    Yesterday, we had our work group’s Christmas lunch at an Italian restaurant. For the occasion, I wore one of my favorite Christmas sweaters. Without warning, after clearing the plates, our waitress surprised me with this. Either she misinterpreted the sweater or decided that there was some kind of likeness.




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    Great pic! You really pull off the Hippie Jesus look like a boss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthwestUteFan View Post
    Great pic! You really pull off the Hippie Jesus look like a boss.
    That sweater got a lot of interesting looks at the Ward Christmas dinner. Then when they pressured me to go up to the stage for the Ugly Sweater contest, I was rather offended by the insinuation.


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    Be sure to send that pic to Pres. Foster.

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    This happened in my neighborhood. #beepbeep #acme




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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-Ute View Post
    This happened in my neighborhood. #beepbeep #acme




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    LOL. Are we sure this is not a joke? Sure is a cute little pup....

    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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