Quote Originally Posted by LA Ute View Post

Jeff Lebowski: You are wonderful.
Seattle Ute: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Jeff Lebowski: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Seattle Ute: Then why are you smiling?
Jeff Lebowski: Because I know something you don't know.
Seattle Ute: And what is that?
Jeff Lebowski: I... am not left-handed.
Seattle Ute: You are amazing.
Jeff Lebowski: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Seattle Ute: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Jeff Lebowski: Tell me.
Seattle Ute: I'm not left-handed either.