I wonder what Ed Hochuli is getting for Christmas

[U-Ute]

Did Ed get all of his gifts opened?

[Brian]

278. a lepton
279. snake handler tool
280. glass eye making machine
281. eyelash curling device
282. boxing lessons from the factory foreman at the Cusinart factory in Delmont Nebraska
283. beekeepers hat
284. mouse droppings
285. salad bowl

[Scratch]

286. Conformance with the applicable rules for the various Ed-Hochuli-Christmas-related threads.

[Brian]

287. microscope
288. touch up paint for a '88 Cutlass Supreme
289. smoking jacket
290. old german army helmet with the big spike on the top
281. spare rotator cuff

[Brian]

282. Spiro Agnew's favourite pair of mittens
283. a text book on space ships
284. medium container of spackle
285. a few left over forms from the 2010 census
286. Lunch with a person from the US Patent office (Ed chooses the restaurant)
287. a potion that makes him forget what snails are
288. hockey rink goal net

[Brian]

289. box of wire hangars for ski passes
290. knobby motor cycle tires with all the knobs sanded off
291. 8 drywall nails
292. a yellow basket
293. bag of flu

[Brian]

294. postum jar
295. recipe for popcorn
296. keys to a green car
297. popsicle stick making machine
298. pound of wind
299. airplane carpet
300. a bottle of sauce that puts the moist in a moist towelette
301. ear ache

[Brian]

302. sandwhich
303. machine that bends allen wrenches into the "L" shape
304. mortise
305. 3 bolts of fabric used for the liners of purses
306. youtube video of a guy moon walking
307. spare email account
308. keyboard named Earl
309. vhs case

[Brian]

310. cone on the end of the metal doctor tool used to look into ears
311. pill that cures boredom
312. tomato seed seeds
313. mascot
314. sharp looking pen and pencil set

[Brian]

315. can of soda
316. a raspy voice
317. extra tendon in the big toe
318. plastic seat cover from a taxi cab
319. bunion bullion cube
320. 3 harp lessons
321. package of pins
322. 12 orange pills
323. life-sized Lincoln logs
324. 6 pieces of straight slot car racing track

[Brian]

325. Book about birds with a chapter on crows
326. electric shoe buffing machine
327. machine that bends wire into hangars
328. 3 bags of balls for ball point pens
329. a property sticker
330. pogo stick leapers license
331. fencing gloves

[Brian]

332. bag of sawdust
333. plastic giraffe
334. spot-built cleats
335. 34 pillows
336. skoal
337. mr. microphone
338. bruce jenner autograph
339. 7 tennis balls
340. spork
341. some cheese
342. 17 feet of rope
343. orange crayon
344. shoe lace factory
345. venison
346. staple gun
347. pogo stick
348. noodles
349. 7-11 coupons
350. 8-track of Styx
351. hot dog on a stick uniform
352. cuff links
353. 5 rainbow stickers
354. fake beard
355. stilts
356. scarf
357. onion seeds

[Brian]

358. leisure suit with rhinestones
359. gallon maple syrup
360. microscope
361. a saltine
362. bag of poo
363. sling shot
364. mayonnaise
365. magnet
366. spiderman mask
367. earmuffs
368. panther clogs
369. fruit loops
370. piggy bank
371. salad
372. faucet
373. carpet rake

[Brian]

374. trash can liners
375. slip-n-slide
376. sauce
377. 3-in-1 pen
378. 2 carrots
379. flag pole
380. banjo strings
381. mork and mindy lunch pail
382. deer guts
383. racoon
384. o'neil water skiis

[Brian]

385. bow and arrow set
386. carton of bb
387. cuttle bone
388. pixie stick