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UBlender
02-21-2013, 02:32 PM
Who is the recruiting coordinator around here?

The following need to be recruited to this site:

-VegasUte
-runnutz
-Portland Ute
-Senioritis
-several of the loyters, including loyter and MulletUte
-WebMonkey (if only so we can get past the whole ub5 is the anti-utefans dynamic)
-Wakara
-utebuntu

I am doing this off the top of my head so forgive me for forgetting many good ones who should jump in here (add your own targets in this thread).

People who should not be recruited:
-BamaFanInKY
-ColoUte (improvident lack-wit)
-Moose

SavaUte
02-21-2013, 02:35 PM
I never understood why everyone hated Bama. He was very good about the rules, sure he posted a lot about the SEC, but it was always in the correct category. I like the outsiders view he brings

big z
02-21-2013, 02:36 PM
I think some of the users on your list are already on here

Virginia Ute
02-21-2013, 02:37 PM
Bama is nothing more than a troll. If he comes here it is only a matter of time before he is inevitably asked to leave. I liked him around for the first year or so at UFN, but he before his last couple of meltdowns he really turned hostile

480ute
02-21-2013, 02:39 PM
I know Port is already onboard. Moose will find his way regardless of what measures you take to keep him out.

UBlender
02-21-2013, 02:42 PM
If I've missed any on that list, my apologies. I stick mainly to the sports threads so I might have missed some that have popped in quietly.

As for Bama, for me it was mostly a quantity issue. When he was on, he was replying to just about everything and the board was littered with his stuff. Also, no hope having a differing opinion with him--he'd always have the last word.

(Having said all that, the list of posters not to be recruited was intended as a joke--ColoUte is the only one who really shouldn't be recruited).

480ute
02-21-2013, 02:47 PM
We need Turk and Lady. That would round things out nicely. Oh, and Mack.

Jeromy in SLC
02-21-2013, 02:48 PM
I know Port is already onboard. Moose will find his way regardless of what measures you take to keep him out.

I saw a Moose post early the first day. It was the only post I saw. But, I imagine he will be back soon enough.

480ute
02-21-2013, 02:51 PM
I saw a Moose post early the first day. It was the only post I saw. But, I imagine he will be back soon enough.
No way. Moose posts usually come in clusters. Similar to moose droppings.

UtahDan
02-21-2013, 02:53 PM
I saw a Moose post early the first day. It was the only post I saw. But, I imagine he will be back soon enough.

JIC shot the moose the moment he came into his sights. He may be back in some other iteration, however.

480ute
02-21-2013, 02:54 PM
JIC shot the moose the moment he came into his sights. He may be back in some other iteration, however.
Keep an eye out for a poster by the name of Samuel the Lamanite. That was moose's latest name once he was able to weasel his way back onto utefans.

UBlender
02-21-2013, 02:55 PM
We need Turk and Lady. That would round things out nicely. Oh, and Mack.
Good ones.

Jeromy in SLC
02-21-2013, 02:58 PM
Also, if anyone could get Ancient Ute to come out of retirement, that would be a big plus.

LA Ute
02-21-2013, 03:06 PM
If you know or have contacts with any of the people listed as desirables, by all means invite them over here. Those folks would all add to the world we are building.


Also, if anyone could get Ancient Ute to come out of retirement, that would be a big plus.

Sure would. I hope someone has a way to contact him.

Utefan51
02-21-2013, 03:53 PM
Maybe someone should invite that Chad Sexington fellow. Just kidding.

mpfunk
02-21-2013, 04:27 PM
JIC shot the moose the moment he came into his sights. He may be back in some other iteration, however.

And that iteration will shot and with any other iterations that come aboard. I'm hoping that he signs up with lol@mpfunk again.

midnightversion
02-21-2013, 04:40 PM
480, I can list 20-30 UFN posters that could bring more to this board than LadyUte. So why do you list her?

Devildog
02-21-2013, 04:47 PM
And that iteration will be shot and with any other iterations that come aboard.

As it should be.

480ute
02-21-2013, 05:12 PM
480, I can list 20-30 UFN posters that could bring more to this board than LadyUte. So why do you list her?
She is my eyes and ears into the happenings in the gymnastics world. She's also a friend, and I enjoy her posts. I could also put together a list of around 20-30 posters that I would love to see come over here. I threw out Turk, Mack, and Lady mainly because they are three of my personal favorites, but that doesn't mean there aren't many more I would be excited to see.

Virginia Ute
02-21-2013, 05:52 PM
Lady is easily one of my favorites as well.

LA Ute
02-21-2013, 05:54 PM
480, I can list 20-30 UFN posters that could bring more to this board than LadyUte. So why do you list her?

Midnight, good to see you. Stick around!

OrangeUte
02-21-2013, 05:54 PM
She is my eyes and ears into the happenings in the gymnastics world. She's also a friend, and I enjoy her posts. I could also put together a list of around 20-30 posters that I would love to see come over here. I threw out Turk, Mack, and Lady mainly because they are three of my personal favorites, but that doesn't mean there aren't many more I would be excited to see.

A few quality gymnastics posters would be awesome. i've watched a few of the meets on the pac 12 network. women's collegiate gymnastics is really fun to watch.

LA Ute
02-21-2013, 05:57 PM
JIC shot the moose the moment he came into his sights. He may be back in some other iteration, however.

152

marsupial
02-21-2013, 06:21 PM
Who is the recruiting coordinator around here?

The following need to be recruited to this site:

-VegasUte
-runnutz
-Portland Ute
-Senioritis
-several of the loyters, including loyter and MulletUte
-WebMonkey (if only so we can get past the whole ub5 is the anti-utefans dynamic)
-Wakara
-utebuntu
-marsupial

I am doing this off the top of my head so forgive me for forgetting many good ones who should jump in here (add your own targets in this thread).

People who should not be recruited:
-BamaFanInKY
-ColoUte (improvident lack-wit)
-Moose

Ahem. Fixed it for you.

UtahDan
02-21-2013, 06:33 PM
Ahem. Fixed it for you.

Woo Hoo!

GUBA
02-21-2013, 06:45 PM
Who is the recruiting coordinator around here?

The following need to be recruited to this site:

-VegasUte
-runnutz
-Portland Ute
-Senioritis
-several of the loyters, including loyter and MulletUte
-WebMonkey (if only so we can get past the whole ub5 is the anti-utefans dynamic)
-Wakara
-utebuntu

I am doing this off the top of my head so forgive me for forgetting many good ones who should jump in here (add your own targets in this thread).

People who should not be recruited:
-BamaFanInKY
-ColoUte (improvident lack-wit)
-Moose

Apparently I made no impact!! That's it, I am leaving!!!! ;)

U-Ute
02-21-2013, 07:41 PM
A few quality gymnastics posters would be awesome. i've watched a few of the meets on the pac 12 network. women's collegiate gymnastics is really fun to watch.

Diehard Ute is your man on that. He has a lot of connections to the gym team.

San Diego Ute Fan
02-21-2013, 07:47 PM
The fact that I made it onto your list as almost an afterthought just warms my heart. :p

Hey Mack,
Welcome! I wondered how long it would take you to come over here and take a look around.

macktruck32
02-21-2013, 07:52 PM
We need Turk and Lady. That would round things out nicely. Oh, and Mack.

The fact that I made it onto your list as almost an afterthought just warms my heart. :p

macktruck32
02-21-2013, 07:54 PM
Hey Mack,
Welcome! I wondered how long it would take you to come over here and take a look around.

Hey, SDUF. I will try to keep my snide remarks, 'That's what she said' jokes and harrowing potato farming tales to a minimum.

San Diego Ute Fan
02-21-2013, 07:59 PM
Hey, SDUF. I will try to keep my snide remarks, 'That's what she said' jokes and harrowing potato farming tales to a minimum.

You may want to behave yourself over here. Moose and Sexington behaved poorly and were both quickly dismissed. Try to keep it a notch below those guys.:)

480ute
02-21-2013, 09:02 PM
The fact that I made it onto your list as almost an afterthought just warms my heart. :p
I vouched for you Mack so don't do anything to embarrass me.

LadyUte
02-21-2013, 09:19 PM
Thanks MV!!

Jarid in Cedar
02-21-2013, 09:20 PM
The fact that I made it onto your list as almost an afterthought just warms my heart. :p


Welcome Mactruck. Hope you enjoy the site.

macktruck32
02-21-2013, 09:29 PM
I vouched for you Mack so don't do anything to embarrass me.

No promises. Unless you can get me free Dish.

Jarid in Cedar
02-21-2013, 09:31 PM
No promises. Unless you can get me free Dish.


Last time I made promises that big, I duped my wife into marrying me.

UBlender
02-21-2013, 09:39 PM
Apparently I made no impact!! That's it, I am leaving!!!! ;)

No no no! You were already here. I was only going for the people I hadn't seen on this site yet (though evidently some already were here but I missed their posts).

Big Dave
02-22-2013, 12:05 AM
We need to get grapevine in here.

hardcoreUTE
02-22-2013, 12:11 AM
I'd add TheBaron to the recruit list.

480ute
02-22-2013, 08:38 AM
I'd add TheBaron to the recruit list.
Yes, Baron is fantastic. Glad to see Hnose here too. There are a lot of worthwhile utefan posters. I didn't mean to exclude anybody when I threw out my three quick ones.

LA Ute
02-22-2013, 08:47 AM
Can anyone find Ancient Ute?

U-Ute
02-22-2013, 08:54 AM
Can anyone find Ancient Ute?

I swear I have contact information for him somewhere. Probably on one of my 3 old computers, which seems appropriate given his nickname.

I'll keep looking.

Ute Dawg
02-22-2013, 09:27 AM
Don't worry I won't take offense that I wasn't on the recruit list. I mean I haven't been a top 25 poster on Utefans.net for about 8 or 9 years :p

LadyUte
02-22-2013, 09:42 AM
hnose, your awesome!!

San Diego Ute Fan
02-22-2013, 09:54 AM
Have our recruiting efforts included my adopted bearded son, H-man? I'll reach out to him.

LA Ute
02-22-2013, 09:56 AM
Have our recruiting efforts included my adopted bearded son, H-man? I'll reach out to him.

Bring that young man over here! I can imagine what his avatar will be.

NorthwestUteFan
02-22-2013, 09:56 AM
I swear I have contact information for him somewhere. Probably on one of my 3 old computers, which seems appropriate given his nickname.

I'll keep looking.

The funny thing about that is I believe he is younger than you.

U-Ute
02-22-2013, 09:58 AM
The funny thing about that is I believe he is younger than you.

I have never met him personally, so that very well could be true. Maybe I should change my nickname to "GetOffMyLawn-Ute"

NorthwestUteFan
02-22-2013, 11:03 AM
I have never met him personally, so that very well could be true. Maybe I should change my nickname to "GetOffMyLawn-Ute"

LOL! IIRC the name 'Ancient' referred to the length of time he spent on Ute-related message boards (going back to the early 90s). Either way he was a great poster.

macktruck32
02-22-2013, 11:06 AM
Last time I made promises that big, I duped my wife into marrying me.

480 tried to get me to marry him once. I told him that I didn't think the two of us would make it in this crazy world of ours.

480ute
02-22-2013, 11:23 AM
480 tried to get me to marry him once. I told him that I didn't think the two of us would make it in this crazy world of ours.
One of these days you're gonna falter. I'll be there to pick up the pieces.

LadyUte
02-22-2013, 11:28 AM
Is it getting hot in here? :)

GUBA
02-22-2013, 07:54 PM
I didn't mean to exclude anybody when I threw out my three quick ones.
That's what they all say!

480ute
02-22-2013, 07:57 PM
Guba, you know you're my favorite Canadian Ute fan that exclusively wears bow ties.

GUBA
02-22-2013, 08:24 PM
Guba, you know you're my favorite Canadian Ute fan that exclusively wears bow ties.

Such flattery! :clap:

dabrockster
02-25-2013, 07:40 AM
Is RaiderUte here?? He should be added to the list..

IdahoUteTroutHead
02-25-2013, 07:51 AM
Haven't seen Raider on anything but FB lately, he is getting ready to tie the knot so I am thinking he may be busy with other things these days.

LA Ute
02-25-2013, 08:06 AM
Is RaiderUte here?? He should be added to the list..

It wont be long before he joins our ranks.

dabrockster
02-25-2013, 08:24 AM
It wont be long before he joins our ranks.


I remember him for the original days at CB.. Loved his posts...

SeattleUte
02-25-2013, 01:20 PM
MikeWaters
YOhio
SoonerCoug
woot

San Diego Ute Fan
02-25-2013, 01:26 PM
Sforky is here. His new name is South Idaho Trouthead.

SavaUte
02-25-2013, 01:41 PM
My suspitions are confirmed

Clark Addison
03-04-2013, 11:02 AM
I agree that some good ones are missing. In order to help out, I proactively invited the following posters to come over.

Whistlepig
byujacob
exUte
Picklebutton
WJCougar
Cougarbond or Cougarbart (whichever the annoying one is, I always forget. Both?)

You're welcome.

Jarid in Cedar
03-04-2013, 11:08 AM
I agree that some good ones are missing. In order to help out, I proactively invited the following posters to come over.

Whistlepig
byujacob
exUte
Picklebutton
WJCougar
Cougarbond or Cougarbart (whichever the annoying one is, I always forget. Both?)

You're welcome.


:finger:

chrisrenrut
03-04-2013, 11:39 AM
I agree that some good ones are missing. In order to help out, I proactively invited the following posters to come over.

Whistlepig
byujacob
exUte
Picklebutton
WJCougar
Cougarbond or Cougarbart (whichever the annoying one is, I always forget. Both?)

You're welcome.

MVHSDynasty

Clark Addison
03-04-2013, 12:41 PM
MVHSDynasty

I can't believe I forgot him, JohnnyLingo, and Y'zGuy. I will get right on it.

big z
03-04-2013, 01:10 PM
MVHSDynasty

He's a Utah hater and you'll lose any credibility this site is trying gain being a Utah centric board.

Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Jarid in Cedar
03-04-2013, 01:41 PM
He's a Utah hater and you'll lose any credibility this site is trying gain being a Utah centric board.

Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2


Pretty sure is was joking. The only reason to invite MVHS is if we need a pinata to abuse.

Viking
03-04-2013, 02:13 PM
I can't believe I forgot him, JohnnyLingo, and Y'zGuy. I will get right on it.

Don't forget Rocky and Fusnik. We can't live without those guys.

wuapinmon
03-04-2013, 02:57 PM
Don't forget Rocky and Fusnik. We can't live without those guys.

Or Fiyero.

macktruck32
03-05-2013, 10:04 AM
He's a Utah hater and you'll lose any credibility this site is trying gain being a Utah centric board.

Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

I hate that guy. Even if that's just his internet persona. It's ridiculous.

IdahoUteTroutHead
03-05-2013, 11:18 AM
What ever happened to Goatnapper?

LA Ute
03-05-2013, 11:20 AM
What ever happened to Goatnapper?

He's still around. He may post here someday. I hope so.

IdahoUteTroutHead
03-05-2013, 11:21 AM
I always enjoyed his stuff, and more Idaho is always better than not enough Idaho.

FN Phat
03-05-2013, 12:36 PM
I always enjoyed his stuff, and more Idaho is always better than not enough Idaho.

:highfive:

macktruck32
03-05-2013, 03:22 PM
Sforky is here. His new name is South Idaho Trouthead.

I knew there was something I didn't like about that guy. :p

Tacoma Ute
03-05-2013, 04:52 PM
I'd love to see Raider Ute start posting here, and Jazzy Ute. Also Paranoia Destroyer. He was a regular UFN poster and then he suddenly disappeared around the time of our Vegas Bowl against BSU. I hope he's OK.

macktruck32
03-05-2013, 04:55 PM
I'd love to see Raider Ute start posting here, and Jazzy Ute. Also Paranoia Destroyer. He was a regular UFN poster and then he suddenly disappeared around the time of our Vegas Bowl against BSU. I hope he's OK.

I miss Raider. He's a stand-up guy. Especially for being a Raiders fan. Being from Idaho absolves a lot of those kinds of sins, though.

FN Phat
03-05-2013, 05:01 PM
I miss Raider. He's a stand-up guy. Especially for being a Raiders fan. Being from Idaho absolves a lot of those kinds of sins, though.

He does seem like a stand up guy...besides the whole Ute thing.

Jarid in Cedar
03-05-2013, 05:03 PM
He does seem like a stand up guy...besides the whole Ute thing.

2 of 3 works doesn't it?

mpfunk
03-05-2013, 05:03 PM
I'd love to see Raider Ute start posting here, and Jazzy Ute. Also Paranoia Destroyer. He was a regular UFN poster and then he suddenly disappeared around the time of our Vegas Bowl against BSU. I hope he's OK.

Raider Ute would be great, I'd be perfectly happy if JazzyUte never posted. I know nothing of Paranoia Destroyer.

IdahoUteTroutHead
03-05-2013, 06:36 PM
I knew there was something I didn't like about that guy. :p

What a stinking jackass!!! Must be from somewhere other than Blackfoot/Moreland.

FN Phat
03-05-2013, 06:37 PM
2 of 3 works doesn't it?

ill count it

Newbomb Turk
03-05-2013, 06:55 PM
What a stinking jackass!!! Must be from somewhere other than Blackfoot/Moreland.

All of eastern Idaho is a repository of sin.

Jarid in Cedar
03-05-2013, 07:02 PM
All of eastern Idaho is a repository of sin.

Yes it is. Especially Pocatello

IdahoUteTroutHead
03-05-2013, 07:10 PM
Chubbuck, Pocatello and Inkom can "EAT IT"!

SoonerCoug
03-05-2013, 10:09 PM
MikeWaters
YOhio
SoonerCoug
woot

Bringing MikeWaters to this board would easily make utahby5 superior to CougarStadium.

Mormon Red Death
03-06-2013, 07:14 AM
Hey SeattleUte when are you going to get uteaholics on this board?

Tacoma Ute
03-06-2013, 02:54 PM
Raider Ute would be great, I'd be perfectly happy if JazzyUte never posted. I know nothing of Paranoia Destroyer.

You may have known him as Cougar Destroyer. He changed his name because he didn't want to be known as just a Cougar hater. He was a fairly prolific poster and seemed like a cool guy. He just suddenly disappeared without saying anything. Monkey said that he hasn't even logged on since then.


As for Jazzy, he hasn't hardly posted on UFN in many years. He did show up one day a couple years back but I think he sticks to Block U and Utezone.

Tacoma Ute
03-06-2013, 02:59 PM
Hey SeattleUte when are you going to get uteaholics on this board?

Good call. I always enjoyed his posts.