How Much Time Do You Waste Taking A Dump?

[Big Dave]

Lately I've been stuck in this routine of taking a shit shortly after getting to work, about 8:30 in the morning, and it takes me around a half hour to push it all out. The consitency is like a foamy rubber cement. Sticky, nasty stuff. My diet is well-balanced, I don't understand what the deal is. Any suggestions? I'm sick of wasting this much time, it leads to a very unproductive morning. Plus my legs go numb from sitting on the shitter too long.

[Jarid in Cedar]

Increase your fiber.

[Utah]

Waste? Not a minute. It's the 15 mins a day of me time.

[OrangeUte]

0 - thanks to my iPhone.

[Devildog]

I had an old Gunnery Sergeant once that used to comment, that in his opinion... Sex was overrated, and that taking a healthy dump was highly underrated and was very satisfying.

[FN Phat]

Waste? Not a minute. It's the 15 mins a day of me time.

Amen. With four kids and a wifey in the house, it is the only place that I can get 15 minutes of peace.

[hostile]

As much time as I can.

[Brian]

Please feel free to use the precision offered by the Bristol Stool Chart in our future feces related conversations.
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[480ute]

My rule, keep ass firmly planted on the throne until at least one foot has fallen asleep. It's that simple.

[SgtUte]

Metamucil daily as a fiber supplement. Works great and the clean-up is quick/easy!

[480ute]

Metamucil daily as a fiber supplement. Works great and the clean-up is quick/easy!
I've spoken at length about this on utefans, but if you have not invested in a bidet yet you are missing out. Best purchase I've made in my 33 years.

[SgtUte]

Love a bidet, however can't plan on having one at various places throughout the day while I'm at work, which is where I'm getting paid to squat!

[San Diego Ute Fan]

Please feel free to use the precision offered by the Bristol Stool Chart in our future feces related conversations.
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For me, a number 4 almost every time. In and out in 2 minutes or less. Very little clean up.

I used to suffer as many of you are describing. The trick is 1/2 gallon of water between 9 to 5, plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables to go with your protein. You'll be golden.:)

[LadyUte]

I can't believe I read this thread. haha

[San Diego Ute Fan]

I can't believe I read this thread. haha

And you've always claimed that you're repulsed by this sort of talk. I call BS. No pun intended.

[LadyUte]

And you've always claimed that your repulsed by this sort of talk. I call BS. No pun intended.
Only when EUf talks about it. He is disgusting. ha ha

[Tacoma Ute]

I can't believe I read this thread. haha

This thread was started by one of mooses many identities. He's had at least 4 on this board already. He's probably reading this right now.

[old_gregg]

waste? none. utilize efficiently? i don't know, however long it takes for a laptop to singe off leg hair.

[LadyUte]

This thread was started by one of mooses many identities. He's had at least 4 on this board already. He's probably reading this right now.
I should have known.

[Joe Public]

This thread was started by one of mooses many identities. He's had at least 4 on this board already. He's probably reading this right now.

Then he gets a C- for the wasted potential between the moniker "Big Dave" and some alternative details he could have chosen for his story.

[wuapinmon]

It's my reading room.

[SuperGabers]

It's my reading room.

Wuap!!!!!!

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[hostile]

It's my reading room.
:highfive:

[FMCoug]

I have a wife and 4 teen / pre-teen daughters. The throne is my refuge!