Originally Posted by
Applejack
My plan has begun to take root! With CougarUteStadium down, we have the opportunity to begin spreading the gospel of the University that Brigham Young actually founded.
We will start, of course, with the Cougar fans who are completely non-believing, inactive mormons: Woot, Flystripper, etc. This is the low-hanging fruit. Why cheer for a University that centers around beliefs you find incredible or even harmful? After that, we target the ProgMos - Lebowski, PhilippDiddy, etc. Just like gay marriage, it might take awhile to come to the light for these folks, but it's inevitable. The last stage will be the Legacy Donors: PaloAlto, Pelegrino, etc. This is the hardest case to make. I'll turn missionary duties over to LAUTE on this one.
Unfortunately, some hearts are hardened beyond the power of the Holy Ghost of Majerus: Surfah, Cougjunkie. But, as the scriptures say, "There must be a light and a dark, or something like that."