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    Yep, it's church wide. We got it too. Just when I...

    Yep, it's church wide. We got it too. Just when I had decided that I liked the Sac-last schedule they have to go and change it.
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    We moved into a ward with SM last a little over a...

    We moved into a ward with SM last a little over a year ago. I expected to hate it but must say that I have actually liked it quite a bit. The main reason is that I have three little kids. The older...
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    This was a new one for me. Today my wife was the...

    This was a new one for me. Today my wife was the penultimate speaker in sacrament meeting with a musical number scheduled between her and the final speaker. My wife did a great job and sat down. As...
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    What I learned in church today (again): 1:00...

    What I learned in church today (again): 1:00 church is the worst thing ever and surely accounts for more inactivity in the church than all other factors combined. 1:00 church with the assignment to...
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    Primary leader: "In what ways are you different...

    Primary leader: "In what ways are you different from your Heavenly Father?"

    Smart 7ish year old hand shoots up. "I'm evil."

    Okay then.
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    If it makes you feel any better, my primary...

    If it makes you feel any better, my primary lesson was the "Christmas lesson". Which brings me to what I learned in church yesterday--spending two hours with FIFTEEN hyper five year olds three days...
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    Today a high councilman said he grew up in...

    Today a high councilman said he grew up in California always wanting tacos for Thanksgiving dinner and called it a "Lamanite Thanksgiving". I spent the rest of the block trying to decide if this was...
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    I wish the LDS Church would push for more modern...

    I wish the LDS Church would push for more modern means of donation (i.e. online, autopay) not only for the reasons stated already, but mostly for the fact that I served as financial clerk for three...
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    Well, I spoke yesterday and I sort of tried...

    Well, I spoke yesterday and I sort of tried number one, as I had volumes of paper printed off that I piled next to the podium but never used. I also had asked for a wireless headset (like one would...
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    Would you people stop talking about cleaning the...

    Would you people stop talking about cleaning the church already and tell me what to talk about in sacrament meeting on Sunday? It is our last Sunday in the ward before we move, so much of my talk...
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    I learned that when I ran into the schedule EQ...

    I learned that when I ran into the schedule EQ instructor last night I really should have verified that he would be there to teach today so I wouldn't have to wing it through the lesson like a...
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    I don't know that I have any great things to add...

    I don't know that I have any great things to add other than what's already been said by others. I've got a 4 year old boy and a 1 year old girl. The boy went through that phase like every kid does;...
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    I learned that the whole "mission farewell" scene...

    I learned that the whole "mission farewell" scene may be the most eternal thing about the church. Still a lot of kids showing up making the meeting something it's not supposed to be, including boys...
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