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    It looks like the football team got busted...

    It looks like the football team got busted performing baptisms on players again! De’Vonte Henry Cole turned his red shirt in for a white jump suit today. Cool.
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    The Just Serve piece following this morning's...

    The Just Serve piece following this morning's session was phenomenal. The best "talk" of the day for me.


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    Thank you. A nice reminder. Sent from my...

    Thank you. A nice reminder.


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    I learned in Church today

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    Thought I got I got a good shot of Holmoe in his suit and sneakers but apparently the spirit constrained me. Have not...
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    Two funny things have happened at church over the...

    Two funny things have happened at church over the last week.

    Wednesday night at cub scouts, we were working with our four Wolves going over the Call of the Wild achievement. One of the points is...
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    Reminds me of this group text amongst our Elders...

    Reminds me of this group text amongst our Elders Quorum about setting up chairs for the ward Christmas party a few weeks ago.
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    A couple of whammies today to start the year...

    A couple of whammies today to start the year with. First, due to ward realignments and moves, this is the first time in four years that we don't have 9:00 church. The morning sure didn't seem much...
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    Nice post. Although it makes me want to flip off...

    Nice post. Although it makes me want to flip off the 30 years ago church a little.


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    I should have just gave them $5 and cancelled...

    I should have just gave them $5 and cancelled class.
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    I learned in Church today

    I had four of Dave Rose's grand kids in my primary class yesterday. Had I attended Sacrament meeting, I would have witnessed DR in the circle of a baby blessing. The parents of the baby are not...
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    Any mentions of a hat? Are these programs...

    Any mentions of a hat? Are these programs correlated? I've never worked in the primary and I guess I just assumed that speaking parts for these things were written by the primary presidency and...
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    This is brilliant. I need to bring more...

    This is brilliant. I need to bring more non-fictionilized fiction (not just the church history kind) into my talks and lessons.
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    Trek recap Sunday. Too much "ma" and "pa" for my...

    Trek recap Sunday. Too much "ma" and "pa" for my palate.
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    Funny. That was my exact response. Now...

    Funny. That was my exact response.



    Now that I think about it, yesterday was his wife's birthday...

    It was actually a group text. Also included was the EQ president of the neighboring ward...
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    Yesterday I got a text from the second councilor...

    Yesterday I got a text from the second councilor in my bishopric. It was a dick pic. (Doubtful it was his.) He's a urologist, so you know, he gets a pass. Or something.
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    I didn't realize that Jehovah's Witnesses also...

    I didn't realize that Jehovah's Witnesses also had bishoprics. I have little kids, so I didn't have the pleasure of listening to people not talk about fathers. I can verify that every male over 18...
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    I'm pretty late to the discussion, but agree...

    I'm pretty late to the discussion, but agree completely with Northwest. There doesn't seem to be any logical reason that these Sundays shouldn't be dedicated solely to talking about the savior....
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    No bueno. Sent from my iPhone using...

    No bueno.


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    For me to complete the visual in my head, I need...

    For me to complete the visual in my head, I need a general geographic area, if you don't mind.


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    Okay. That's good to know. I was wondering how...

    Okay. That's good to know. I was wondering how he would even pull such a move off. I'll back off the guy...for now.
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    This happened right after the blessing? I don't...

    This happened right after the blessing? I don't mean to be too hard on this guy, but that seems like really poor timing.
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    One of the scouts in the stake did a clothing...

    One of the scouts in the stake did a clothing drive for disadvantaged youth for his Eagle Project. There was a box in every foyer in every chapel asking for Sunday clothing donations. At the bottom...
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    Who? Bishop? Relative? Really? We've got a...

    Who? Bishop? Relative? Really? We've got a father, who's a worthy priesthood holder blessing his newborn child and we can't get passed the color of the shirt? What a waste of energy. I would have...
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    Sweet. Glad to see this thread make it's way...

    Sweet. Glad to see this thread make it's way over.

    During missionary correlation this morning the stake mission president slipped a comment in that I can only hope was just unfortunate wording....
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