The Happy Thread

[U-Ute]

This thread is awesome. Particularly helpful on Daylight Savings Monday - the mondayest of mondays.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c..._a_laugh_every

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.

I said "40"

Noah told all of the animals to "Go forth and multiply." Two snakes came up to him and said, "We cant, we're adders," so Noah built them a log table.

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

[Rocker Ute]

This thread is awesome. Particularly helpful on Daylight Savings Monday - the mondayest of mondays.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c..._a_laugh_every

What did the proctologist say when he discovered a thermometer in his pocket? Some bum has my pen.


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