Misc. Food Thread

[Rocker Ute]

I waited tables for years (after busing and hosting, think I started busing when I was 15), so I am a pretty good tipper (usually a bit over 20%, would only go under that if the service is pretty bad). One small correction - when the servers are super busy, the service slips a little, and their tips suffer, they are not making less money because the "being busy" means that they have more tables, so in my experience even if the average tip amount drops a little bit you still make more due to volume.

You are right, I guess I'm talking about effort vs tip amounts.

[Scorcho]

the only thing that could make these more seductive is if they were tucked under Kate Beckingsale's lingerie draw string.

Damn you Nabisco! So far I've avoided these at the grocery store, but I'm starting to feel a bit like King David watching Bathsheba towel off. Anyone tired these yet?

[sancho]

Damn you Nabisco! So far I've avoided these at the grocery store, but I'm starting to feel a bit like King David watching Bathsheba towel off. Anyone tired these yet?

Don't do it, scorcho! Stay strong! Think wholesome thoughts about brocolli.

[Rocker Ute]

the only thing that could make these more seductive is if they were tucked under Kate Beckingsale's lingerie draw string.

Damn you Nabisco! So far I've avoided these at the grocery store, but I'm starting to feel a bit like King David watching Bathsheba towel off. Anyone tired these yet?

I quit eating processed sugar almost two years ago - which was basically crack for me. I consumed an embarrassing amount of it. After going through literal withdrawals and a couple months under my belt for the most part I haven't missed it. Once in a while I'll see something sugary that looks good to me that makes me want to make an exception, and I would have thought something like this might be it... but no.

Be strong. You can do it.

[sancho]

I quit eating processed sugar almost two years ago - which was basically crack for me. I consumed an embarrassing amount of it. After going through literal withdrawals and a couple months under my belt for the most part I haven't missed it. Once in a while I'll see something sugary that looks good to me that makes me want to make an exception, and I would have thought something like this might be it... but no.

Be strong. You can do it.

I can't relate to that, but I have become a sugar snob. My wife bakes well, and I bake pretty good pies. I have a hard time getting excited about store bought sugary goods because of that.

...that said, I would eat Nutter Butters right now if I had them. I'm bored at work.

[Mormon Red Death]

I quit eating processed sugar almost two years ago - which was basically crack for me. I consumed an embarrassing amount of it. After going through literal withdrawals and a couple months under my belt for the most part I haven't missed it. Once in a while I'll see something sugary that looks good to me that makes me want to make an exception, and I would have thought something like this might be it... but no.

Be strong. You can do it.

Kate Beckingsale in lingerie though....

[Dwight Schr-Ute]

Kate Beckingsale in lingerie before Pete Davidson though....

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[Rocker Ute]

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I was talking to the teenaged boys at church and asked them the #1 thing that makes a man attractive to a woman. After they named all the wrong things I said, "Wrong - it is confidence. Ask any woman. Also, that understanding will help you answer the question you'll ask yourself many times, 'How did a guy who looks like that land a woman like that?'"

I'll add this relationship to my stockpile of evidence.

[concerned]

I was talking to the teenaged boys at church and asked them the #1 thing that makes a man attractive to a woman. After they named all the wrong things I said, "Wrong - it is confidence. Ask any woman. Also, that understanding will help you answer the question you'll ask yourself many times, 'How did a guy who looks like that land a woman like that?'"

I'll add this relationship to my stockpile of evidence.

and sense of humor is no. 2.