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    Ub5 Festivus 2016

    Today's Festivus. I've got a lot of problems with a lot of you people. I'll just leave it at that...for now.

    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    3 Point Defense.
    “It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress.”

    Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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    Now I'm not sure where to post my feats of strength. Here or in the Manly Man thread? And isn't this whole board one big airing of grievances?
    “To me there is no dishonor in being wrong and learning. There is dishonor in willful ignorance and there is dishonor in disrespect.” James Hatch, former Navy Seal and current Yale student.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisrenrut View Post
    Now I'm not sure where to post my feats of strength. Here or in the Manly Man thread? And isn't this whole board one big airing of grievances?
    Chris by all means post your feats of strength in the manly man thread. Tear it up brother.

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    I just helped a co-worker open the lid on her Snapple bottle, does that count?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sullyute View Post
    I just helped a co-worker open the lid on her Snapple bottle, does that count?
    If you used your teeth, it sure does.

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    There are many people on this board who use improper punctuation. I'm not naming names. Yet.


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    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    Quote Originally Posted by LA Ute View Post
    There are many people on this board who use improper punctuation. I'm not naming names. Yet.


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    Who.


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    Ub5 Festivus 206

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocker Ute View Post
    Who.


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    That reminds me. I have a big problem with your smart-alec attitude.
    Last edited by LA Ute; 12-23-2016 at 06:32 PM.

    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    Quote Originally Posted by LA Ute View Post
    That reminds me. I have a big problem with your smart-alec attitude.
    Yeah? Well so do I.


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