Quote Originally Posted by LA Ute View Post
That’s a good one, but I am looking for something Peter Fonda level.
I googled around and found a few (see below). Not sure how old some of them are, and haven't fact checked any, but thought some were funny. LA Ute, threw in a couple Romney ones and a Hatch one just for you. I know that if I wanted to spend the time, just between Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Sanders, and other pundits, there is a treasure trove of dumb quotes made in 2018.


“Exercise freaks are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” ~ Rush Limbaugh


“Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” ~ Rush Limbaugh


“Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.” ~ Jerry Falwell


“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.” ~ Jerry Falwell


“[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce.” ~ Mike Huckabee


“I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started.” ~ Donald Rumsfeld


“My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that. And so what you’ve got to do is you’ve got to curtail that type of behavior. They don’t know any better. ~ Andre Bauer


“The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.” ~ Rush Limbaugh


“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” ~ Pat Robertson


“Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.” ~ Rick Perry


“I had other priorities in the sixties than military service.” ~ Dick Cheney


“I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter.” ~ Michele Bachmann


“I feel the best way to ensure Americans’ freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.” ~ John Ashcroft


“The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.” ~ Rep. Lamar Smith


“Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann


“I should tell my story. I’m also unemployed.” ~ Mitt Romney


“I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.” ~ Mitt Romney


“Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life.” ~ Orrin Hatch