This college admissions scandal is delicious. To summarize:

1. U$c appears to be the most corrupt place on earth. Assistant ADs taking bribes? This could be the end of Lynn swann, unfortunately.
2. These celebraties paying hundreds of thousands to kid there kids into usc need to check themselves.
3. LA (the city, not the poster) is so weird. In what universe does it make sense to bribe an athletic director TO GET INTO USC? Only in Los Angeles.
4. I love that coaches of sports no one cares about can take kids that have no skill in the sport that no one cares about and nobody notices.
5. Again, U$C ftw.