154. 9 bushels of pocket lint
155. bow and arrow set
156. soft serve ice cream machine service manual
157. mild interest in professional mountain bike racing
158. 2 boxes
154. 9 bushels of pocket lint
155. bow and arrow set
156. soft serve ice cream machine service manual
157. mild interest in professional mountain bike racing
158. 2 boxes
159. moderate chaffing
160. a novelty monocle that is way too big for his eye
161. pet sword fish
162. be glen beck's paper boy
163. lunch with an awning salesman
164. knitting classes with pace mannion
165. sandwich bag factory
166. sandwich bag factory factory
167. sandwich bag factory factory factory
168. a quanta
169. spool of orange thread
170. package of noodles
171. 6 Lincoln logs
172. a Neon atom
173. man purse
174. Sam Wyche collectors mug
175. grover's signature
176. teeth decals
177. light gray hat
178. a subscription to Boy's Life
179. 3 bags of fever
180. a big pile of burlap
181. bucket of starlight mint
182. 4 cans of boiled peanuts
183. stanley steamer operations manual
184. 4 garbanzo beans
One week left!
I hope that isn't all. Ed will be so disappointed.
I don't get it.
Glad I'm not the only oneOriginally Posted by Scratch
Ed hoculi is his cat
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"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla
It's always been a mystery to me too.
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
--Yeats
“True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”
--John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell
185. DNA Test from Ancestry.com
186. New Echota Cherokee Syllabary
187. Lithograph of Sequoyah portrait by Charles Bird King
188. Mike Green 1989 Donruss Diamond King, PSA 9
189. Carrying case for Rocketfish 8-point Star Filter
190. Rotary phone from 205 area code.
"This culture doesn't sell modesty. It sells "I am more modest than you" modesty." -- Two Utes
191. a clarinet reed
192. smoking jacket with matching ascot
193. 8 pear seeds
194. nethack source code
195. 12 pack of Charmin
196. baseball cap made from sandwich bags
197. pet duck
198. toenail farm
199. brussel sprout trebuchet
200. shoe horn engraved with a nice message from a friend
201. package of staples
202. moribund look from a loved one
203. spatula
204. 4 pieces of milk
205. Keys to the City of Birmingham, Alabama
206. The Black Keys set list from the 2012 Charlotte show
207. Used copy of Charlotte's Web
208. Microsoft Bob Web Browser
209. Bob Hoskins voice emulator gun
210. Baskin Robbins pink sample spoon (used)
211. Tim Robbins's Rita Hayworth poster from Shawshank Redemption
212. A rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield
213. Needle from a haystack
214. Hay for horses
215. CD Single of "Hey Ya" by Outkast
216. LDS Primary recording of "Jesus es mi luz."
"This culture doesn't sell modesty. It sells "I am more modest than you" modesty." -- Two Utes
217. bar code scanner
218. pancake saw
219. morsel of nutmeg
220. painting of a bale of wire
221. thin moustache that guys who do fancy sword fighting with rapiers usually have
222. a bottle of pills that makes it impossible to sneeze for 3 or 4 hours
223. novelty pair of nail clippers
224. a box of scratch paper
225. 3 ideas for a novella
226. mouse pad
227. spare cornea
228. This thread: http://www.utahby5.com/showthread.ph...Christmas-quot
229. a box of berries
230. pants made from lint free fabric
231. a belt with green sparkles
232. a 6 speed car with 4 forward gears, and 2 reverse gears
233. village people LP of his choosing.
Okay, I think I get it....
234. iPod case
235. wallet
236. dress socks
237. gift card to Barnes & Noble
238. mug for hot chocolate and hot chocolate for the mug
....Nope, still don't get it.
Thank you for the five valid suggestions, but please take the additional commentary to the other thread.
Wait, dangit, I think I just violated the Multiple Hochuli Thread Standards ("MHTS") by trying to enforce the MHTS.
So... what the hell did he get for Christmas after all of this build up?
239. 8 croutons
240. spork
241. a small collection of hubcaps
242. pirate cutlass
243. package of novelty pencils
That's not how this works. The list is the destination.
"This culture doesn't sell modesty. It sells "I am more modest than you" modesty." -- Two Utes
244. fireplace spark protector grill
245. chalice
246. basic math atari game
247. telegraph clicky thing
248. box of clorox tablets
249. elton john fake eyebrow kit
250. weight belt
251. Blackberry
252. protein powder
253. $25 Gap Gift Card
254. Hickory Farms Sausage and Cheese Sampler
255. A pair of Brooks Brothers collar stays.
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
--Yeats
“True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”
--John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell
256. A mimeographed copy of this list
"This culture doesn't sell modesty. It sells "I am more modest than you" modesty." -- Two Utes
257. A stalking injunction against Brian
258. Ship captain eye glass
259. Spool of gray thread
260. Liter of compressed oxygen
261. Box of trumpet parts.
262. A blade that cuts the perforations on toilet paper
263. Nose flute
264. A membership in the Jelly of the Month Club (the gift that keeps on giving the whole year through)
265. An authentic Marty McFly orange parka vest
266. Parker Lewis Can't Lose box set
267. Ceramic disc brake pads
268. 4 cheetos
269. wine cork
270. hose for a tattoo needle
271. banjo string cutting snippers
272. nostril camera
273. 2 books of S&H Green Stamps
274. piano tuner bag of tools
275. manual pencil shaperner
276. juicy fruit gum recipe
277. unicorn poster
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