How did you pick your Moniker?
A little bird told me about it.
How did you discover UB5?
the message board formerly known as CUF.
How many states/countries have you lived in?
New York, Montana, Utah, Connecticut, California
What are your Sports Loyalties?
Lakers, Mets, Yale Bulldogs
What was the moment that cemented your Ute Fanhood?
The moment I successfully created an account on this site.
What do you currently do for a living?
I teach Geometry
Are your religiously affiliated, and if so, what is your current standing?
Nope.
Also, every once in a long while, I have been known to pee in the sink, but mostly I pee in the toilet, and occasionally in the shower, to conserve water and prevent athlete's foot.