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    Offseason Power Rankings

    My brother's top 5 Van Halen songs:

    1) Panama
    2) Aint Talking Bout Love
    3) Eruption/You Really Got Me
    4) Dance the Night Away
    5) Beautiful Girls

    Clearly, he's a David Lee Roth guy.

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    I used to like Van Halen. Then I turned 14.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sancho View Post
    I went through a "too cool for Van Halen" phase too. Then I found that I rarely turned the station when they come on like I do for, say, Kansas or Foreigner.
    If your standard for quality is "better than Kansas or Foreigner" then yes, Van Halen is quality.

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    For some reason, Van Hagar's "Why can't this be love" has been stuck in my head lately. It does not belong in any power ranking, on in my head for that matter.
    “To me there is no dishonor in being wrong and learning. There is dishonor in willful ignorance and there is dishonor in disrespect.” James Hatch, former Navy Seal and current Yale student.

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    My Top 5 VH songs with DLR:
    5. So This Is Love
    4. Ain't Talking 'Bout Love
    3. Panama
    2. D.O.A.
    1. Everybody Wants Some

    My Top 5 VH songs with Sammy
    5. Top of the World
    4. Dreams
    3. Cabo Wabo
    2. Runaround
    1. Best of Both Worlds

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    Quote Originally Posted by sancho View Post
    top 5 ways to order steak:

    1) medium rare
    2) medium rare
    3) medium rare
    4) medium rare
    5) medium rare
    fify

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damage U View Post
    fify
    You beat me to it.

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    I'll bite on the VH list as well.

    1. Humans Being
    2. Right Now
    3. Panama
    4. Runnin' with the Devil
    5. Hot for Teacher

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    Hey, there's nothing wrong with some Van Halen. I mean, they're not in my top 10, but man does not live by bread alone. (And by "bread" I don't mean "Bread").

    My VH list:

    1. Ice Cream Man
    2. Unchained
    3. Me Wise Magic
    4. 5150 (love that intro!)
    5. Panama

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    Fine, I'll play along with VH. I will also adopt Damage's strategy for rating steak in doing so. Here you go:

    1. Hot for Teacher (music video version)
    2. Hot for Teacher (music video version)
    3. Hot for Teacher (music video version)
    4. Hot for Teacher (music video version)
    5. Hot for Teacher (music video version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scratch View Post
    Fine, I'll play along with VH. I will also adopt Damage's strategy for rating steak in doing so. Here you go:

    1. Hot for Teacher (music video version)
    2. Hot for Teacher (music video version)
    3. Hot for Teacher (music video version)
    4. Hot for Teacher (music video version)
    5. Hot for Teacher (music video version)
    Scratch is dominating this thread.

    Worst bands of all-time (based on the ratio of quality/amount of radio air play):

    1. Eagles
    2. Aerosmith
    3. Van Halen
    4. Steve Miller Band
    5. Heart

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    Quote Originally Posted by sancho View Post
    Can't we find room for Yes, Boston, or Sweet Home Alabama on that list? Ooh, and Steely Dan.
    Boston is close. i might consider them over Heart because they get way more airplay - but Magic Man is just sooooo bad.

    Yes isn't played that often. Roundabout and One is the Loneliest Number are their only staples.

    By Sweet Home, I think you mean the Skynnrd. FREEBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I like Steely Dan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
    Scratch is dominating this thread.

    Worst bands of all-time (based on the ratio of quality/amount of radio air play):

    1. Eagles
    2. Aerosmith
    3. Van Halen
    4. Steve Miller Band
    5. Heart
    Heart and Steve Miller have to be 1 and 2 on this list. There is no other option.

    Journey and Foreigner both belong on the list, but I have no idea which songs are Journey songs and which are Foreigner songs so I can't determine exactly where they should rank, but they have to be on this list (but again, obviously after someone who decided it was a good idea to rhyme "Texas" with "facts is" and "El Paso" with "hassle") (clap-clap-clap-clap-clap).

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    Oh, and old school Aerosmith rocks. Jerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sancho View Post
    Top 5 Skittles Flavors:

    1) Green
    2) Orange
    3) Yellow
    4) Red
    5) Purple
    Here's a fun game - do a blind taste test of Skittles (put one of each flavor in a cup, eat, and then see which one is missing). I've done this on a quasi-scientific level. Basically, you can only distinguish the yellow.

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    top 5 words that don't rhyme with "carrot"

    5: bunion
    4: sword
    3: washer
    2: corn
    1: wispy

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    Quote Originally Posted by sancho View Post
    Top 5 Chickens:

    1) Rotisserie
    2) Fried
    3) Smoked
    4) Curry
    5) Grilled
    Oh I thought #1 would be anyone who goes to BYU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    top 5 words that don't rhyme with "carrot"

    5: bunion
    4: sword
    3: washer
    2: corn
    1: wispy
    Steve Miller would totally dominate this category.

    That's what's known as a "callback," kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    top 5 words that don't rhyme with "carrot"

    5: bunion
    4: sword
    3: washer
    2: corn
    1: wispy
    My version:
    5: maelstrom
    4: protuberance
    3:knickknack
    2: nomenclature
    1: phlegm
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    Quote Originally Posted by sancho View Post
    Out the door to Rocky Mountain National Park in a few minutes. Here's a way too hard power ranking:

    Top National Parks

    1) Yellowstone
    2) Yosemite
    3) Great Smokey Mountain
    4) Olympic Peninsula
    5) Zion

    Really tough to leave some places (Grand Teton, Glacier, Voyageur, Shenandoah,......) off. I've never been to the Alaskan parks, so that's easier.

    Somebody do a worst five national parks power ranking while I'm gone.
    I haven't been to all of the National Parks, but I have been to almost all of the 37 (thirty-seven!>?!?!?! Suck it, Utah!) National Parks in D.C. Here are the worst:

    1. Dupont Circle - it's a traffic circle
    2. The White House - pretty lame National Park that you can only visit if your Senator arranges for a tour.
    3. Anacostia Park - D.C. is a much nicer city than it was ten years ago. Anacostia, unfortunately, is not.
    4. MLK Memorial - I think they really messed up this memorial. The King statue is kind of Disneyesque and they used paraphrased quotes of one of the greatest orators of all time. Thumbs down, D.C.
    5. The Mall - The museums on the mall are great, but the mall itself is a shadeless, grassless, foodless wasteland filled with grumpy tourists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
    I haven't been to all of the National Parks, but I have been to almost all of the 37 (thirty-seven!>?!?!?! Suck it, Utah!) National Parks in D.C. Here are the worst:

    1. Dupont Circle - it's a traffic circle
    2. The White House - pretty lame National Park that you can only visit if your Senator arranges for a tour.
    3. Anacostia Park - D.C. is a much nicer city than it was ten years ago. Anacostia, unfortunately, is not.
    4. MLK Memorial - I think they really messed up this memorial. The King statue is kind of Disneyesque and they used paraphrased quotes of one of the greatest orators of all time. Thumbs down, D.C.
    5. The Mall - The museums on the mall are great, but the mall itself is a shadeless, grassless, foodless wasteland filled with grumpy tourists.
    I've long wondered why more money isn't poured into the Mall. It wouldn't take that much to keep it nice. After all, it's probably the #1 tourist attraction in the national city.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sancho View Post
    Top 5 fictional metals:

    1) Adamantium
    2) Vibranium
    3) Mithril
    4) Kryptonite
    5) Unobtainium
    You left off administratium. Google it.

    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    Quote Originally Posted by sancho View Post
    Top 5 fictional metals:

    1) Adamantium
    2) Vibranium
    3) Mithril
    4) Kryptonite
    5) Unobtainium
    Is kryptonite a metal?

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    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    Board Games Power Ranking

    1. Scrabble
    2. Risk
    3. Monopoly
    4. Clue
    5. Life

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    Super Hero Attributes

    1. X-ray vision
    2. Ability to Fly
    3. Heat Vision
    4. Super Strength
    5. Invunerability

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    Top 5 (This) Summer Sporting Events

    1. World Cup
    2. Tour de France
    3.
    4.
    5. Baseball

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Schr-Ute View Post
    Top 5 (This) Summer Sporting Events

    1. World Cup
    2. Tour de France
    3.
    4.
    5. Baseball
    3. Wimbledon (for my wife the tennis fan, at least).

    Honorable Mention: Utah's season-opening football game on August 26. Still summer!

    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    Top 5 "big idea" inspirational movies:

    1. A Man for All Seasons

    2. Lincoln

    3. Schindler's List

    4. Gandhi

    5. Chariots of Fire (and no, it was not about Sabbath observance)

    I'm sure I have forgotten some. "The Best Years of Our Lives" probably fits in somewhere.

    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

    "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
    --Yeats

    “True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”

    --John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell

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    Day hikes in SLC-

    1- Mt Olympus (Accessible, outstanding views of the valley)
    2- Lake Blanch (Amazing alpine scenery at top with Sundail peak)
    3- Lone Peak (tough, but the upper cirque and cliffs are amazing, reminiscent of Yosemite)
    4- Red Pine (the Little Cottonwood version of Lake Blanch)
    5- Bell Canyon
    “To me there is no dishonor in being wrong and learning. There is dishonor in willful ignorance and there is dishonor in disrespect.” James Hatch, former Navy Seal and current Yale student.

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