http://nypost.com/2014/04/08/pair-bu...ss-to-orioles/
The young man in custody in the top photo was my student once. Nothing about this story surprises me in the least.
http://nypost.com/2014/04/08/pair-bu...ss-to-orioles/
The young man in custody in the top photo was my student once. Nothing about this story surprises me in the least.
"This culture doesn't sell modesty. It sells "I am more modest than you" modesty." -- Two Utes
You know that your future stepfather is going to be a colossal dork when your mother starts using, unironically, "HUZZAH!" in regular conversation. No book nor counseling session can quite steel you for seeing your mom in a wench costume every Saturday on facebook.
"This culture doesn't sell modesty. It sells "I am more modest than you" modesty." -- Two Utes
Man, I feel for you wuap. Your eyes must be sore from all the rolling.Originally Posted by wuapinmon
She used to make fun of me for going to RenFests in high school.Man, I feel for you wuap. Your eyes must be sore from all the rolling.
"This culture doesn't sell modesty. It sells "I am more modest than you" modesty." -- Two Utes
She had a valid reason.
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"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla
Ok, so this _really_ bugs my daughter.
I do this about every 3 or 4 days. I wait until she is quietly in her room doing homework, or reading, etc.
1. Go and get a spatula from the kitchen.
2. Go into her room and use the spatula to turn over some of the clothes that are lying on the floor, or on her bed.
3. Pat the item of clothing gently with the spatula and say, "Almost done"
It never fails, she freaks out and chases me out of her room.
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I had a dream last night that I was drinking alcohol again (I haven't since 1990). My wife didn't care, and I enjoyed shots with dinner, but only did three since I had to "drive in a couple of hours." I felt buzzed in my dream. It was very very weird. I've not had a drinking dream that I can ever recall.
"This culture doesn't sell modesty. It sells "I am more modest than you" modesty." -- Two Utes
Happy birthday to SoCalPat. I think it was 2 days ago, but we missed it here. Don't worry, SCP, is isn't so bad to be in your 30s.
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
--Yeats
“True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”
--John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell
Fitting I see this greeting on the day my wife pushes an envelope my way (from my aunt), asking me, "You ever gonna open this?" I hadn't realized it came.Happy birthday to SoCalPat. I think it was 2 days ago, but we missed it here. Don't worry, SCP, is isn't so bad to be in your 30s.
I was having a dream that I got stung in the lip by a bee causing it to hurt and swell up, but when I woke up, my lip still hurt and it was still swollen.
Then I really woke up and my lip was fine.
I think it's pretty awful for anyone to call a child illegitimate. While I agree with you about birth control, all children are children. People who care truly about legitimacy lose credibility with me.
"This culture doesn't sell modesty. It sells "I am more modest than you" modesty." -- Two Utes
I hadn't seen that quote, terrible. Yes, to any women who got pregnant from rape and decided to keep the child, find your own holiday to celebrate. What a tool.
There is irresponsible reckless sex out there so exquisite that if you had an inkling of what you are missing you would be crushed and debilitated under an intolerable weight of despair and regret.
"This culture doesn't sell modesty. It sells "I am more modest than you" modesty." -- Two Utes
Those two things are not mutually exclusive (see Les Miserables).
I think I saw this guy in a similar outfit on another thread on this board.
He even has official scout pants.
Have bankers surpassed lawyers as the most reviled profession?
Nope. Not in my world
“To me there is no dishonor in being wrong and learning. There is dishonor in willful ignorance and there is dishonor in disrespect.” James Hatch, former Navy Seal and current Yale student.
Sadly, there are a lot of different types of people in the banking industry who get painted with this broad brush. I think most people only think of the major stakeholders when considering the term "evil bankers".
Live had a few customers call me worse than evil. But I am definitely not high enough up earn the scorn of the masses personally.
“To me there is no dishonor in being wrong and learning. There is dishonor in willful ignorance and there is dishonor in disrespect.” James Hatch, former Navy Seal and current Yale student.
i asked my wife my about this yesterday when we were driving around. she actually answered, but then quickly told me to shut up.
Q: if you were going to be executed, what method would you like?
A: I'd take guillotine. Quick, painless, and cool. You'd have a big crowd around you in the after-life asking you about it.
close second is hanging by long drop. Quick death, and I've always loved riding the Tower of Terror. Might as well go out with an adrenaline rush.
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vein sauce: yes, it's painless, but wimpy. Don't go there.
Don't bother to pick something like being drawn and quartered. Don't want to expose yourself as a weirdo.
Is this an option?
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Firing squad, with a lit cigarette in my mouth. Because honestly, who cares about lung cancer at that point?
“To me there is no dishonor in being wrong and learning. There is dishonor in willful ignorance and there is dishonor in disrespect.” James Hatch, former Navy Seal and current Yale student.
Drowning in a vat of milk chocolate.
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
--Yeats
“True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”
--John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell
I spent last week in St George, riding my bike in the morning when it was relatively cool. Jacob Hamblin put his house where he did for a reason... it was a good 3-4 degrees cooler than the rest of the town, being down in the valley and near a river. Remember it always pays to be the man.
I bought a small bag of M&M's today. When I emptied them on my desk, there were only 3 brown M&M's in the whole bag. There has to be some pretty long odds on that, usually brown is the most represented color. I noticed because I usually eat brown first because the are the least cheerful color, and I eat M&M's to be happy.
Also, typing M&M's on an iPhone keybord is pretty annoying.
“To me there is no dishonor in being wrong and learning. There is dishonor in willful ignorance and there is dishonor in disrespect.” James Hatch, former Navy Seal and current Yale student.
"Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having."
C.S. Lewis
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."
--Yeats
“True, we [lawyers] build no bridges. We raise no towers. We construct no engines. We paint no pictures - unless as amateurs for our own principal amusement. There is little of all that we do which the eye of man can see. But we smooth out difficulties; we relieve stress; we correct mistakes; we take up other men's burdens and by our efforts we make possible the peaceful life of men in a peaceful state.”
--John W. Davis, founder of Davis Polk & Wardwell
Meet Peter Freuchen
Warning: Clicking on that link may cause spontaneous hair growth on your chest or make you pregnant. Most likely both.
That is definitely one impressive dude. I will check for hair growth when I get home.
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